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Joke of the Day
"Why does Kim Jong Un so quick to anger? He's been holding in his shit for years"
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"""Can I see your ID?"" Sure, it's... *lowers sunglasses* *raises them* *lowers them again* ""What are you doing?"" I don't know."
"Me: *breaks down door Wife: WTF ARE YOU DOING? M: HOME INVASION! W: OMG stop breaking our house when you want sex. M: Soooooo W: No"
"Aragorn: If I can protect you, I will. You have my sword Legolas: And you have my bow Gimli: and my axe Steve: and my 439 Twitter followers"
"My Buddy Is So Mixed... He doesn't know who his step-dad is."
"What would you do if you were Justin Bieber for a day... ...i would send all the money in his bank account to me, obviously. How about you guys?"
"If I had 10 cookies and someone takes away 5, what would they have? A broken hand"
"What do you call a red-headed baker? A Ginger-bread man"
"Where is the best place to have anal sex? A cemetary, freaks a woman out a little bit, makes it that much tighter..."
"Falafel is a weird name cuz I actually falgreat every time I eat one"