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Joke of the Day
"Why do pigs have flat snouts? From running in to trees."
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"**What do you call it when an asian family has a feud** **LONG** division"
"I consider anything that doesn't fit in the dishwasher to be for one time use."
"Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on."
"Hey, you have something on your chin... no, the 3rd one down."
"[shitty joke incoming] A man just woke up from brain surgery... Where he got a brain tumor removed. When the doctor asked if he was okay he said he felt light headed."
"What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs? An apology."
"What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel Sprouts"
"What do you call a lonely terrorist? ISIL-ated"
"What do you call a pickle that draws? A dillustrator."