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Joke of the Day

"What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel Sprouts"

"I made fun of a guy for still having a Nokia phone. He threw it at me and knocked me unconscious."

"What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer."

"Out of all the post you've see on reddit... this is one of them."

"I recently entered a blindfolded masturbation competition... I haven't seen the results yet so I've no idea where I came..."

"A disgruntled bubble wrap factory worker could shoot 20 men and no one would turn their heads."

"To convert Celsius to Fahrenheit to double Celsius and add thirty. To convert someone to Mormonism you double the wives and add 17 kids."

"Where can you find alcoholic sheep? At the BAAAAH"

"Knock knock Whos there? G.I JOE!!!"

"My girlfriend said to me ""sex is better on holiday""... That wasn't a very nice postcard to receive."