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Joke of the Day
"What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel Sprouts"
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"Wife wants to hang pictures of our kids in the bathroom. Like they don't already spend enough time in there with us."
"What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen? They're both Marine layers"
"WANTED: Fun for Chemists (type jokes pls) I'd tell you a good chem joke but the best ones argon."
"My wife said ""If you switch off the light, I will take it up the ass."" She let out a scream. Maybe I should have waited for the bulb to cool off first..."
"Sure, as a white man I can't say the n word... But I can say things like, ""thanks for the warning officer"" and ""hey dad""."
"A man walks into a cafe... splash!"
"How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!"
"[pulling the casket a few inches away from the wall during a funeral] sorry just need to plug in my phone for a minute"
"For the longest time I thought a jetski was what people who say ""brewski"" for ""beer"" call an airplane."