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Joke of the Day

"**What do you call it when an asian family has a feud** **LONG** division"

"I was thinking about going as a band-aid for Halloween... But I decided against it. It would be too hard to pull off."

"Pro Tip: Ask the guy sitting next to you if he's gonna freak out about you watching fetish porn before you waste $8 on in-flight wifi."

"What are the scariest jokes in space? Knock-Knock Jokes"

"Why do Jewish people have big noses? Air is free"

"Him: Let's play ""show me your binky."" Me: Hey Father, this is a fucked up confession. Can't I just say a Hail Mary?"

"The Thai Girl One day, I decided to take a bus to work for a change. Seated across the aisle from me was a beuatiful thai girl. I thought to myself, ""please don't get an erection"". But she did."

"What goes in dry and hard, but comes out, wet and soft? Chewing gum"

"Why is the ocean so salty? Because the land never waves back."

"If I die, I'm gonna kill myself. I just couldn't live without me."