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Joke of the Day

"The saddest joke I've heard My wife ran off with my best friend... Now, when I throw the stick, it just lays there."

"Top 10 Ways To Avoid Clickbait, Number 8 Always Works Well, this wasn't one of them"

"The future tense of send. Seen"

"There are two guys named Ted One is near-Ted, the other is..."

"In the summer there's only so many clothes you can take off. On that note, please send bail money."

"They say comedy is an aphrodisiac. So I guess when women laugh at me after sex it's a good thing?"

"A Jewish Kid... Asks his dad to borrow $5 his dad replies with ""$4 dollars?! what do you need $3 dollars for?!"""

"If an Elvis impersonator dies, doesn't he kind of become the best Elvis impersonator"

"I've started replacing ""yes"" with ""sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti."""

"Priest, pedophile and rapist enters a bar... Then he sits down and orders a drink."