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Joke of the Day
"They say that money can't buy you happiness, but being broke buys you nothing..."
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"I like my coffee like I like my men Tall, dark, strong, and inside of me."
"Dear men, We love you until you forget to call or show up late or breathe the wrong way - women P.s you're reading this tweet wrong"
"You guys heard of the movie ""Constipated""? Me neither... I guess it's never coming out."
"How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing? Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through."
"What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common? They both are jamming people."
"Being an adult is 99% wondering how you hurt your back."
"My friend got in an accident that caused the whole left side of his body to be amputated off He's alright now"
"My wife asked me ""will you marry someone else if I die?"". "" Of course not "", I said. ""I'm not doing the same mistake twice"""
"Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts? He found his lack of Faith disturbing."