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Joke of the Day

"My wife asked me ""will you marry someone else if I die?"". "" Of course not "", I said. ""I'm not doing the same mistake twice"""

"If you ever think you're not creative, buy a Bowflex and marvel at the creativity of your excuses not to use it."

"Your car took up two spaces, I tried to move it over with my key."

"Every single time I give my heart to a girl... She Brexit."

"What's Hitler's favorite game? Meincraft"

"*Pops up from the backseat as you're driving* *Duct tapes your neck to the head rest* Now, why are you telling people I'm crazy?!!"

"Your mom is like a shotgun. Two cocks and she's ready to blow."

"What's accounting? Something Italians learn in preschool."

"What's a priest on an egg called? A brother"

"If masturbation lead to blindness internet would be in Braille"