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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my men Tall, dark, strong, and inside of me."

"""What did Fifty Cent say to his Grandmother when she made him a sweater?"" ""GEE, YOU KNIT!?!?"""

"Why did Ginger go to the psych ward? Ginger snaps"

"Dracula had impeccable hair for a guy who couldn't see himself in a mirror."

"MY AUNT: All we can do now is pray DOCTOR: Oh nice so I should put down this cardio thoracic surgical instrument? We're good here?"

"Rest in peace boiled water You will be mist."

"What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her? Stop using Chex as a weapon!"

"A very large woman was walking her dog... and as she walked by I said ""nice pig,"" she looked at me with a puzzled face and said ""that's no pig, it's my dog."" I replied with ""I was talking to the dog."""

"[Crime scene] Detective: the victim was high af when he died.. you could say it was *takes off sunglasses* D: blunt force trauma"

"How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out? You can see the definition."