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Joke of the Day

"What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common? They both are jamming people."

"What is Superman's favorite thing to eat for breakfast? A Bag-El"

"RAN INTO A COWORKER AT TARGET. DIDN'T WANT HER TO KNOW I WAS BUYING BABY CLOTHES FOR MY CAT SO I TOLD HER I'M PREGNANT"

"Did anyone see the transit of Venus? If so, was it a white one?"

"The World Cup has an official song. The official anthem is ""We Will Find a Way."" It narrowly beat out the other contender, ""I Feel Someone's Teeth in My Shoulder."""

"Two rules for success! 1. Never reveal everything you know."

"What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri? A shot in the dark."

"Golf is a lot like taxes - you drive hard to get to the green and end up in the hole."

"Knock knock. This may not be This may not be a funny joke."

"What do you get when you cross weed with weed? You get high."