26539
Joke of the Day
"What does a pirate say when he turns 80? Aye matey!"
Next Joke
"What did the cannibal girl do after she dumped her boyfriend? Wiped her butt."
"What's the difference between... deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are over a dollar; deer nuts are under a buck. (old but good)"
"Oh you can bench 50 kilograms? I literally don't know if that's 100 pounds or a billion."
"Which country has many spaces to put your car in? Park-istan!"
"I just tried out the Samsung Gear-VR with my Note 7. It was mind-blowing."
"My neighbours are loud and obnoxious. Now I know how Canada feels."
"Did you know there is a species of deer that can jump higher than the average house? This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house cannot jump."
"New spy action film to feature a furry marsupial It will be called Mission Impossumible"
"What's Donald Trumps favorite color? Orange"