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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick up your ass. hey-yo!"
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"I thought getting a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant Turns out it just changes the colour of the baby"
"I think Newton was actually hit by pigeon shit when he discovered gravity.. Falling of apple was just a 'dignified' cover up...!!"
"How to discipline your rock *you hit rock bottom*"
"What did the gay guy change his name to? Roy G. Biv"
"My jokes :("
"Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry? Cos they are afraid of Sin"
"Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman? One is real and the other isn't."
"wife: You're home early me [hugging the dog] I had to see you"
"Vending machines are so homophobic Like, I'm sorry my dollar bill wasn't straight enough for you."