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Joke of the Day

"My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't. How do you know he isn't? Because I am."

"""Hey, wait"" - African children watching Gatorade get dumped on a winning coach"

"Virginity and candy are a lot a like. They require minimal force to take from a child."

"When I was a kid, I asked my mom if I could lick the beater. ""Don't be stupid,"" she said, ""your father's not home."""

"I want to be the area under your curves."

"Where is the best place in town to buy marijuana? High Street, of course."

"I have AIDS and Alzheimer's Thank goodness I don't have AIDS"

"Your momma is so old.... she used to get off on fifty slates of grey"

"Premature ejectualation dinner party tonight, there's no formal dress code... Just come in your pants."

"What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends? It's raining Ken, hallelujah...."