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Joke of the Day
"What does Barbie say when the drought finally ends? It's raining Ken, hallelujah...."
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"What do Lady Diana and Pink Floyd have in common Their last greatest hit was 'The Wall'."
"A feminist once told me that there are no documented cases of ""bra burning"" in history that's just herstory"
"Me: *unfreezes cro-magnon woman I uncover on an arctic expedition* Cro-magnon woman: ""I have a boyfriend."""
"I've just started a band. Were called Missing Cat might of even seen the posters for us."
"Relationship status table for one but drinks for two."
"Stranger:So,you're a parent? Me: Yes,proud dad of a 5yo w/ special needs S:cool, I'm sort of a parent too, 2 dogs and a cat Me:.... Nope"
"I don't volunteer my time to worthy causes but I do always whisper ""you're doing great"" when a waiter is describing the specials to me"
"What do you call a social studies class that got burnt down? History"
"What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play? GET OFF MY LAN!"