26494

Joke of the Day

"I used to have a desk with great selfie lighting and then I changed jobs for personal fulfilment. I wouldn't recommend it."

"My sickening birdwatching experience. I must be ill - I thought I saw a sausage fly past my window, but it was actually a seabird. I think I've taken a tern for the wurst."

"What do you call a German guy that measure horses Hands"

"How many redditors does it take to answer an /r/AskScience question? [removed]"

"Just saw a large group of 20 yr olds saying a blessing before eating. Then I realized they were all just looking at their phones."

"The milkman A man comes home to his wife and says 'apparently the milkman has slept with every woman on this street except one', his wife replies 'I bet it's that stuck up cow at number 12'"

"What do you call a fat Chinese person? Double Chin"

"Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in five trash cans"

"What paint is most popular in modern buildings? Microsoft Paint"

"What to Bill Cosby and Peter Pan have in common? Rufi-ooooooo!"