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Joke of the Day
"Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in five trash cans"
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"Science at its finest. Why are all subatomic particles gay? Because they are all atoms"
"Rock around the winter clock One, two, three o' clock, two o' clock rock!"
"Geologists have jokes too Steve: ""Hey, what kind of rocks are these?"" Geologist: ""They're sex stones."" Steve: ""What? Really?"" Geologist: ""Yeah. They're just fucking rocks."""
"Retweet if you're naughty! Star if you love Jesus! Reply if you'd like to meet him!"
"We call her Skippy... because she's so easy to spread."
"Why are most weather forecasters men? Because when they promise a foot, you know you're only getting three inches."
"A skeleton walks into a bar... orders a beer and a mop."
"What is the generic name for Viagra? Mycoxafloppin"
"What is Hitler's least favorite beverage? Juice."