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Joke of the Day
"What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up."
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"Jesus reading the list of sins OH MY GOD WHO DID THAT? OH MY GOD WHO DID THIS? ...Dying."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite drink? A white Russian."
"A con artist, a pervert, and a racist walks into a bar. The barkeep looks up and says ""The usual, Mr. Trump?"""
"I once had a llama."
"Birthdays are great... ... but too many of them will kill you."
"What colour did Matthew McConaughey paint his house? All white, all white, all white..."
"*slips on a banamna peel* *lifts up banamna peel w/ end of pen* somone get the detective,. somwhere out there, theres a nude banana"
"People have came up with a digital wallet... But last time I checked I didn't get charged for using a credit card"
"I bet most of business school is spent teaching students how to confidently swivel in big leather chairs."