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Joke of the Day

"I bet most of business school is spent teaching students how to confidently swivel in big leather chairs."

"I just heard that someone at my gym drilled a hole in the wall of the girls locker room. Police are looking into it."

"StackOverflow developers have the hardest job on the internet. When the site goes down, they have to fix it without StackOverflow"

"I like my women like I like my coffee. Big tits"

"Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants."

"Two women were sitting quietly."

"Hey Girl Scout, let your mom handle my cookie transaction. I don't have all day to watch you practice math."

"*walks out of prison, a free man. *guards shouting from gate ""From! At! For! With!"" What? ""Oh, we always end sentences with a preposition"""

"Why do people like bananas? Because they have appeal!"

"How many black people does it to pave a driveway? One. You just have to spread him real thin."