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Joke of the Day

"I bet most of business school is spent teaching students how to confidently swivel in big leather chairs."

"He already ruined your mascara, don't let him ruin your night."

"So in conclusion, the burglars in Home Alone 2 absolutely would have died. Thanks for coming to my Ted talk"

"An Indian man was arrested He tried to talk his way out of trouble and kept currying on with the excuses, but the police were having naan of it!"

"Houseguests should have a mandatory bedtime."

"What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale? Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee."

"How many X does it take to change a light bulb? N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!"

"Two Problems with North Carolina: Too many racists, and too many GODDAMN ASIANS."

"Why do most men die before their wives? Because they want to"

"What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke? Yours."