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Joke of the Day
"Where do frogs leave their hats and coats ? In the croakroom !"
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"What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO? You keep hearing about them, but you never see one"
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"Why don't women wear watches? Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove"
"I am a hiring manager. Before I take a look at all the resumes, I throw the entire top half away. If you're going to be working for me, you also have to be lucky."
"<- sleeps well with others"
"If you watch tape from The Ring you die in 7 days unless you copy it and show it to someone else. So what happens if you put it on Youtube?"
"Admit it, at some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant."
"I hate boxing But you gotta love May weather!"
"Just now, from my dad: Have you heard the new Christmas carol from India? We Vishnu a Merry Krishnas."