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Joke of the Day

"I hate boxing But you gotta love May weather!"

"There's a man waiting on the bus Then the busdriver yells at him: get off the roof my bus!"

"Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry? They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like."

"What do you call a whore's laughter? Ho hos"

"Male Feminists That's it. That's... that's the joke."

"Two guys are peeing off the side of a high bridge. First guys says: ""Water sure is cold."" Second guys says: ""And deep"""

"What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite football team? The New York Jets."

"""Why did he win?! Anyone who supports Trump is nuts!"" said the Hillary supporter, fully unaware that cashews alone outnumber humans 50 to 1 ..."

"I'm a chick magnet I repel."

"Che: ""Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?"" Me: [picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle] ""Independence."""