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Joke of the Day
"Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach? Because they'll get sand in their schlitz."
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"What do you call a calm Asian man? A Mellow Yellow"
"Two fish were in a tank One of them turns to the other and says, ""how do you drive this thing?"""
"how much can't could a white girl can't even if a white girl literally could not even."
"Why did Tony the Tiger go to prison? RRRrrrrrrrrrrrape!"
"Hey Dora the Explorer, stop talking to me like I'm a FUCKING RETARD!"
"A new study found that 12 percent of married adults met their spouses online.The other 88 percent met somebody else's spouse online"
"Here's a joke! Obamacare.... I can't afford it.... fml"
"Your Honor, for our opening motion in this murder trial, the defense would like to submit, as exhibit A, the victim's ringtone."
"Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch? Works pretty well, doesn't it?"