199510

Joke of the Day

"A new study found that 12 percent of married adults met their spouses online.The other 88 percent met somebody else's spouse online"

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"Where do pencils go for vacation? Pencil-vania."
"[moments after time traveling to 1863] LINCOLN: four score & seven years ago ME: [behind a tree] JUST SAY IT NORMAL"
"it's never okay to hit a woman ! wipe her make up and fight her man to man"
"What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it be R, but his first true love always be the C."
"I took an IQ test today.. The results were inconclusive"
"Opinions are like herpes outbreaks. Nobody wants them."
"I feel sorry for people who's middle names start with V... Their first and last names are always fighting."
"Why are the cops in Ferguson Steelers fans? Bullet train!"
"COMMERCIAL: [a man is having his bloody infected foot amputated] Narrator: SHOES"