199510

Joke of the Day

"A new study found that 12 percent of married adults met their spouses online.The other 88 percent met somebody else's spouse online"

"I finally understand how batteries feel Because I'm rarely ever included in things either."

"the most efective way to clean ur room, start a creative project, run errands, cook, brush ur teeth and take a shower is to study for a exam"

"News says there were a ""record number of marijuana seizures"" in 2015. Weird ... after all these decades I've never had a single seizure."

"The Miami Dolphins...."

"What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits? Make it sew number 1!"

"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender goes, ""Why the long face?"" So the horse proceeds to rampage around the bar because he's a fucking horse."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Cock was on the other side!"

"How do you make a ghoul float? 1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul."

"Did you hear about Greek porn? They can't do money shots anymore"