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Joke of the Day
"Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree? The University of Minnesoda"
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"Where was France's military strategy developed? Toulouse"
"What did the Asian police dog say to the robber? Fleas!"
"captain: a lot of rumors floating around saying I sunk the ship sailor: [clinging to a piece of the hull] please stop calling us rumors sir"
"What do you call a hot girl with no legs? Disabled."
"Cats act so cool all year long & then Christmas comes and they eat tinsel."
"Sometimes when my gf is asleep, I like to sneak into the living room, put on her dress, and pretend I wear the pants in this relationship."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ? Ben Hur an hour - let me in!"
"I went to the local zoo today There was only one dog there. It was a shih tzu."
"Cops got new drunk driving tests. There's one they pull out a wallet-size photo of Whoopi Goldberg & ask you, 'Is she attractive?'"