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Joke of the Day
"Getting ready to ask my black friends what finna ax means."
Next Joke
"Have you ever seen moth balls? Yeah? Well, how did you get their tiny legs apart?"
"My dad annoyed my mom calling her ""Mother of 7"" until the day she called him ""Father of 4""."
"What's the difference between Trump and a stripper? Strippers climb polls."
"Whats black, heavy, round and comes from the sky that can kill you? A bowling ball."
"She's marrying HIM?! TODAY?! *cut to me sprinting across town to stop the wedding but I see a good dog at the park and pet him instead*"
"What to do? What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down, and use more lube."
"Eight dwarves are in a tub, feeling happy Happy got out now they're all fucking grumpy Edit: seven dwarves, sorry"
"How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling."
"What are you people doing? making this crap up."