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Joke of the Day

"Whats black, heavy, round and comes from the sky that can kill you? A bowling ball."

"Christianity jokes Q: What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified? A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)"

"Cats will be the hardest zombies to kill, with their -9 lives and all."

"What do you call Sherlock Holmes with no shit? No shit sherlock"

"While it's true that gay marriage doesn't nullify straight marriage, if Beyonce was born on your birthday it's not your birthday anymore."

"What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane? Ground beef"

"A parrot named Nigel leaves home and returns home,4 years later, speaking Spanish It's pretty common, all the language majors I knew moved back in with their parents too."

"There's only 7,100 cheetahs left in the wild. Scientists say they are racing towards extinction."

"Boy: Calls 911 Boy: calls 911 Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning."

"What is the difference between a golfer and skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*."