33463

Joke of the Day

"Eight dwarves are in a tub, feeling happy Happy got out now they're all fucking grumpy Edit: seven dwarves, sorry"

"The years 2045. 90s kids are old &wrinkly. Grandma tosses seeds to pigeons ""Go insane go insane throw sum glitter make it rain"" she whispers"

"I was trying to teach my dog to dance. But he has two left feet."

"Your mama is so poor She voted for Bernie Sanders! Bern!"

"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta away!"

"What does Team Rocket and a Peeping tom have in common? They are both always trying to get a Pikachu."

"My dad told me this one: What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and 50 nuns? 100 people who don't do dick."

"So Thor walks into a bar.. Thor falls to the ground and Loki laughs ""that must have happened at least Thor hundred times this month"""

"A man walks into a bar... The barman realizes something is up, and gets security to escort him out."

"What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!"