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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between Trump and a stripper? Strippers climb polls."
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"Original joke It may not have been funny but at least it was original"
"[guy bursts into crowded real estate agents] OK NOBODY MOVE *from back office* Aw c'mon man - really? It's tough enough in this economy."
"I've got ten texts msgs today asking me for sex tonight. I wouldn't have minded, but I've borrowed my girlfriend's cell phone for the day."
"What do you call an extremely flamboyant loaf of bread? A faggette"
"What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz? ""You shall not gas!"""
"Anger. It's all the rage. ."
"she told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt... so I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth."
"What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn-husker? One of them has the fits while shucking."
"What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind."