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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Trump and a stripper? Strippers climb polls."

"Texted Mom a question & she didn't answer right away. I'm going to send 4 more texts & 3 voicemails to give her a taste of her own medicine."

"My friend Opie owns a pizza restaurant. Wanna know why it's so successful? Because Opie delivers."

"When you don't know, what you are doing, it's best, to do it quickly."

"If a meteor goes to a restaurant, Would he prefer his sandwich to be vegan, or even meteor?"

"Meatloaf just collapsed on stage Mom is losing her skills in the kitchen"

"I would tell you a joke about Iowa... ...but it'd be pretty corny."

"Did you hear about the two melons that are having trouble getting a divorce? The judge said they cantaloupe."

"Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 mins and come out wrinkle free and 2 sizes smaller..."

"What do call having to settle for buying corn? Compra maize."