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Joke of the Day
"I don't do cocaine I just like the smell"
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"The population of Ireland keeps expanding exponentially It just keeps Dublin and Dublin"
"Alcohol is never the answer...... Unless the question is, ""What is C2H5OH?"""
"GUIDE TO BEING BATMAN: 1. Lose parents, inherit everything 2. Let people get murdered 3. Never murder the Joker cause he's the best at puns"
"That awkward moment when you accept a compliment that wasn't meant for you."
"What does a belt like to do? Getting Waisted"
"Why was Mark Fuch a terrible mailman? He keeps delivering to the wrong fuching address!"
"Obama says he's pro-vaccine, GOP comes out against it. Now Obama needs to express his support for breathing."
"What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation? HAmAr + SiCl"
"If a man and a woman get married in Tennessee then move to Texas and get divorced... Are they still brother and sister?"