104184
Joke of the Day
"What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation? HAmAr + SiCl"
Next Joke
"I don't understand the appeal of strip clubs... All you do is throw money at women who refuse to have sex with you. If I wanted that I would be married."
"Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a different box."
"I asked my friend if he wanted to hear some dubstep. He said, ""Tech, no!"""
"Welcome to Earth, where we hate each other and put ketchup on everything."
"(Warning:lame music joke. I just came back from a classicical music concert) Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the oboe solo."
"Latvian Christmas Christmas Eve father ask son what want christmas. Son say potato. Father say ""Ok. Santa bring potato."" Next day boy is learn Santa no exist."
"What begins with P and ends with orn? Popcorn, of course!"
"When i used to work for walgreens and the security system would go off the employees would say ""run!"" I guess it was the running joke."
"Russia and Ukraine. What did Russia say to Ukraine? Go Crimea River."