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Joke of the Day

"If a man and a woman get married in Tennessee then move to Texas and get divorced... Are they still brother and sister?"

"Of all the lies I tell, ""I was just kidding!"" is my favorite."

"what is worse than locking your keys in your car parked at planned parent hood? going inside to borrow a coat hanger"

"What's the difference between a pothead and a gay Muslim? Potheads get stoned by choice."

"Don't ask me for directions I got lost on an elevator once."

"The most overdone joke ever. [Deleted]"

"What is Tumblr's least favourite show? NCIS"

"Did you hear about the earthquake? There was a fault in Washington. It was Obama's!"

"How can you tell that microchips are made in the US and not the UK? Because if they were made in the UK they would be called microcrisps."

"I ate two pieces of string and they came out tyed together. I shit you knot."