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Joke of the Day
"The population of Ireland keeps expanding exponentially It just keeps Dublin and Dublin"
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"How do ghosts navigate the ocean? They use boo-eys."
"What do you call a fancy toilet? A dapper crapper"
"me: *turns around in swivel chair* *tents fingers* I guess you never expected to see ME again... Boss: Must we do this every Monday?"
"The best way to eat a salad is to order a pizza instead."
"Pros and cons of guys Cons: they're dicks Pros: their dicks"
"School Meals by R. E. Volting"
"Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words? A: The thesaurus."
"What is a dentist's favorite dinosaur? A Flossiraptor! I'll just show myself out..."
"A man is on the roof of a tall building, he sees a group of marathoners down below the street, why does he jump from the building? Because the marathon was sponsored by Nike"