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Joke of the Day

"What did the plant say to the other plant that it really liked alot? let me be your *soil*mate"

"My girlfriend and I use ""laundry"" as a code-word for sex. Her dad asked me why I couldn't do the laundry by myself so I told him ""it's a big load""."

"Lil' Kim implies the existence of a larger Kim"

"How are women like KFC? After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in"

"How many South Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A Brazillian."

"Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was just actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share."

"I grew up in a rough part of town... The local youths used to cover me in chocolate and cream, then put a cherry on my head. Life was tough in the gateau."

"There's no ""I"" in ""Illiteracy."""

"If a tree falls in the woods it should break into a light jog so it looks like it did it on purpose."

"Why are clickbait titles generally in the form of a question?"