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Joke of the Day

"Lil' Kim implies the existence of a larger Kim"

"I found out I've been spelling pedo wrong for years. It's actually paedo. Always handy to spellcheck a CV."

"[bono dressed as magician] ""think of a song any song"" purple haze ""right n- no, a U2 song"" oh ok um.. elevation? ""ok now.. check your phone"""

"Awful pun I came up with whilst drunk last night. Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer? Rihanna, mate."

"Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!"

"Black rotten roses & run over kittens Teeth falling out & a test is unwritten Naked in public becoming a meme Theseareafewofmyterribledreams"

"Walk into karate dojo. Bow. Assume made up karate stance. Taser the first guy who runs at you. Bow. Exit karate dojo"

"Autocorrect just changed my kissy face emoji to ""stop it you're 37"" then powered down my phone."

"A joke I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis."

"Why does corn in Illinois lean east? Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows."