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Joke of the Day
"Lil' Kim implies the existence of a larger Kim"
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"What's the difference between Batman and Martin Brodeur? Batman isn't wearing hockey pads."
"Witch l: ""How do you manage to stay in shape?"" Witch 2: ""I get a lot of hexercise."""
"What do you call a pig in a steel foundry? A pig pig."
"[Pulled over] Sir do you know how fast you were going? MY DOG IS IN LABOR! Oh! In that case *scribbles* Here is a ticket for littering."
"Always live on the bottom floor it's further from heaven and harder for God to see you sinning"
"What did one eye say to the other? Between you and me, something smells."
"What do you call a cow who just gave birth? De-calfinated."
"People with dreadlocks either love weed or hate showers."
"Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing."