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Joke of the Day

"How are women like KFC? After your done munching on the breasts and thighs, you have a nice greasy box to put your bone in"

"I took my metal detector to the beach today expecting to find antiques of great value. Beach better have my money"

"'How To Cope With Disappointment' ;-) Saw a sign outside of an office building which said ""Today's workshop 'How To Cope With Disappointment' has been cancelled"""

"I was laughing at these nerds for wearing their backpack over two shoulders instead of one, and they got so mad they jumped out of the plane"

"Kinda rude the way this hedgehog is running away from me when I'm trying to stick cheese on his spikes."

"I'm such a daredevil. I put ALL my eggs in one basket at the grocery store."

"2 condoms walk past a gay bar. One says to the other, ""Hey, wanna go get shit faced?"""

"What did the Muslim train conductor say to the passengers as they were getting on? Allah-board"

"I thought I was a bisexual but I ended up just being gay. It was a bi now gay later plan."

"I long for a slightly simpler time when old people with fifteen types of produce were too intimidated to use the self checkout"