183527

Joke of the Day

"If a tree falls in the woods it should break into a light jog so it looks like it did it on purpose."

"I dont want to make a joke but I really want to hear the most cancerous joke you know. If I get 100 of them I will show them all to my friend who hates cancerous jokes."

"Why was the pencil teacher always confused?"

"A wizard is driving down a road and he turns in to a driveway."

"People who like ""The Bachelor"" are like racists; you know they're out there, but you just hope your friends don't feel that way."

"""One man's trash is another man's treasure"" is a great quote... ... but it is not the best way to tell your kid that he's adopted."

"whats Hitlers relationship status... He's Nazing anybody"

"I'm not positive, but I think when you say you're ""over"" something, YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT IT."

"Damn girl, are you a jar of pickles? Because I think I NEED to bang you on my kitchen counter."

"Why did the guy get aroused by the highway? Because there were lots of turn ons."