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Joke of the Day

"Why are clickbait titles generally in the form of a question?"

"<Put your title here> May be NSFW Isn't it crazy how there is a band called one direction, because that's what I named my asshole as a teen."

"What's the difference between a vitamin and a hormone? You can't hear a vitamin."

"Went camping last weekend.. Yeah it was intents"

"Speculation was rife as to why Vladimir Putin has been missing for the last 10 days. Turns out he had the flu. That's what happens when you fight cold wars."

"Yo momma so fat, when she wants to take a bath... She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water."

"It's greats having your doctor say you're narcissistic. It's like being compared to the stuff of legends."

"I've received so many Christmas cards from people I don't know this year, probably because they weren't addressed to me."

"What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist? A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people."

"I'm using an old Indian trick in order to wake myself up early: Eating several large curries right before bed."