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Joke of the Day
"You are so dimwitted even the blackhole night sky looks brighter than you."
Next Joke
"Police always seem disappointed when they realise those bits of foil on the floor of my car are just old chocolate wrappers not drugs."
"Thought this up at work, prolly not funny, whatcha call it when a jew with Jiu-Jitsu skills fights you? Jewhitsyou."
"write pizza as all the answers for homework because pizza is always the answer"
"what's the medical term for a female-to-male gender reassignment surgery? an addadictomy"
"I have a mice problem so I lay out tiny red and blue bandanas in hopes they start a west coast/east coast thing and take care of each other."
"Did you hear about the hermit in the storm cloud? I heard the advice he gives is enlightning!"
"What do you call a black guy on a bike? Crime"
"[Calls number written on my windshield with lipstick] Hi, you left your number on my car. Who's going to clean this?"
"What diploma do criminals get? The third degree."