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Joke of the Day

"Thought this up at work, prolly not funny, whatcha call it when a jew with Jiu-Jitsu skills fights you? Jewhitsyou."

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"[at work] Carl, did you get naked when you used the bathroom? *standing there with his shirt & pants on backwards* ""No...why do you ask?"""
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"Sharp and short! **Husband** : I love you! **Wife** : Not today!"
"Donald Trump has just announced his candidacy for president Sorry for putting the punchline in the title."
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