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Joke of the Day
"what's the medical term for a female-to-male gender reassignment surgery? an addadictomy"
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"Two Hydrogens walk into a bar and spot an Oxygen Feeling adventurous, they approach her and ask ""Hey baby, can we interest you in a waterway?"""
"Doctor: Between 1 and 10, describe how much pain are you in? Me: Is married a number? That's how I get the good meds..."
"Ordered my grilled cheese with tomato. Go hard or go home."
"What bit of fish doesn't make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !"
"The iPhone 6 Plus sold very well. It was a huge 6s!"
"The last person you would ever hear say ""hey gang"" is someone in an actual gang"
"""sorry sorry sorry reallysorry reallysorry sorry"" - remorse code"
"Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it."
"In light of situations in the Middle East, I think some humor may be called for How do Muslims like their eggs? Sunni side up."