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Joke of the Day

"[runs inside of a gas station] ""I NEED TO USE YOUR BATHROOM! IT'S AN EMERGENCY!"" *takes a selfie in the bathroom mirror for an IG # game"

"What cheese is made backwards? Edam."

"I forgot the word ""torch"" earlier today so I googled ""fire on a stick."" I have two degrees in English."

"What kind of pants does Mario wear to work? Denim denim denim ;p"

"How do you know when you've played too much minecraft? When your friend wishes aloud that he could be creative and you tell him ,""your game mode has been changed."""

"What do you call a bra? A boobie trap. Thanks 3rd grade nephew."

"Waits for the worst possible time to tell you that they have to pee... ~Kids"

"When will a proper female AI be made? When we invent NANDOR logic gates"

"Roller coasters are like your first time having sex. for the amount of time it takes to get there, you wish it lasted longer."

"THE ROOSTER ALSO CALLED A COCK LOVES THE KITTY WET THE CAT FALLS INTO A BUCKET OF WATER THE ROOSTER LAUGHS THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS A COCK LIKES A WET PUSSY."