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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross? A: So it could become a first-aid kit."
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"I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and it told me I have Gary Busey."
"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? Because she moans with the other."
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because, he ate the pizza before it was cool."
"Vladislav? ... .. Baby don't hurt me, Don't hurt me, no more"
"What do you call an invisible mom that got a sex change? Transparent"
"A friend is like a book: you don't need to read all of them, just pick the best ones."
"Wife: ""I think I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"""Do you think the meme war will ever end?"" It may-may not."
"My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way."