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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross? A: So it could become a first-aid kit."
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"whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre"
"How do you find an inconvenient proof? With an Al-Gore-rithm"
"You're following a man who once stole someone's garbage can lid and used it as an umbrella. That's on you."
"I knocked on my neighbour's door. I said, ""Can you keep it down a bit please?"" ""Why?"" he asked. I said, ""I just feel a bit uncomfortable talking to you when you are erect."""
"If I had a crystal ball, I'd probably walk differently."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Doctor: I'll be with you in a minute."
"Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab? Because he was addicted to Coke."
"My NY friends complain I never have to shovel in LA. Yeah? You think these heaps of broken dreams will get off the sidewalk themselves?"
"Mitt Romney Runs for president."