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Joke of the Day
"The reason I hate my girlfriend a vegan She doesn't like to eat meat if you know what I mean."
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"How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it!"
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"I always carry a small bottle of Tabasco when I fly. You never know when you're going to crash in the Alps & have to live by eating people."
"Given how, when I try to eat a banana, I end up holding the peel while the actual fruit falls to the floor, I'm ok never handling a firearm."
"Yo momma so fat.. ..she has a real horse on her Polo shirt."
"New Year's resolution is to stop drinking. Dies of thirst."
"I walked in on the janitor using the women's washroom. I asked him what he was doing in there. He said ""The men's washroom is filthy."""
"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired? He became an ex-terminator!"