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Joke of the Day
"me: how was your camping trip 5 y/o: good me: what'd you guys do 5 y/o: camped"
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"""My pleasure, doll"" ""My pleasure doll"" Commas can make a world of difference..."
"My husband's new prescription glasses is not working He still can't see things my way. ^Credits ^to ^the ^original ^twitter ^post."
"Hey Green Bay - what are you packing? Meat? Fudge? Of course, if it's heat, my sincere apologies."
"Father in law just made an accidental calculus joke By the time I got to calculus in math, I realized I had reached my limit."
"When the chips are down, be a good friend & say a few kind words to the chips. See if that helps."
"What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot you racist."
"To those out there who have accused me of selling out, of abandoning my beliefs and values to climb the social ladder: uh... yeah. yes."
"Give me five hundred good reasons you think I'm too demanding."
"Pete Carroll was approached by a hooker last night but he said ""I'll pass"""