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Joke of the Day

"How lost members does it take to change a lightbulb?"

"I just bought a sewing machine I needed to get my sheet together"

"Sex is like Poker... If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand!"

"I suddenly met a man who had a problem with premature ejaculation. He just came out of nowhere."

"I recently took a hepatitis test... I kicked ass, too. I got two As, a B, and a C!"

"A bear walks into a bar. He says, ""I'll have a gin... ... ... ... and tonic."" The bartender says, ""Sure, but what about the big pause?"" The bear says, ""I was born with them."""

"How are black people similar to tornadoes? They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood."

"What's the difference between your mom and a mosquito? Your mom doesn't stop sucking when I smack her"

"ISIS Awards Night: The 2016 best suicide bomber award goes to Mohammed. Unfortunately, Mohammed can't be with us tonight."

"Oscar Pistorious wanted to buy a new bathroom door His girlfriend was dead against is"