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Joke of the Day
"I just bought a sewing machine I needed to get my sheet together"
Next Joke
"Take your ex out tonight (one bullet oughtta do it)"
"""Dad why was I called Holly?"" cos u were born at a special time of year ""And me dad?"" yes Summer and u too ""And me too dad?"" yes Easter-Egg"
"Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any."
"I wish I was as skinny as I was the first time I thought I was fat."
"Did you hear about the golfer that bedded the Queen? He got a hole in one."
"Used shampoo instead of shower gel and now my body has up to 70% more body."
"What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia? Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry"
"How many gears does a French Tank have? 5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades."
"What's that one place in Thailand called? Ahh Phuket. Nevermind."