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Joke of the Day
"Why did Chandler play the blues as loud as he could? He wanted to harm monica."
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"Families are like onions.... Watching them be cut into small pieces will make you cry."
"Give a man fire and he'll be warm for a day... Light a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Her: Something's changed in here. Me: I put a new bulb in. Her: Well it's not very bright Bulb: Okay wow I'm like right here."
"What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars? Ones green and the other is black"
"it has been suggested that men think about sex every 8 seconds I can tell you that's a complete phallus"
"I've got a ""bun"" (baby) in the ""oven"" (oven)!"
"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? None"
"George W Bush looked exactly like a chimpanzee, and Michelle Obama has the face of a gorilla... The White House should be the name of the monkey exhibit at the Washington DC Zoo!"
"Why did MacDonald's ban Tumblr? Because they don't serve Trans-Fats."