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Joke of the Day
"My GPS sighs and rolls its eyes every time it says ""Recalculating""."
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"(From my 7 year old) Why should you never give Queen Elsa a balloon? Because she'll just let it go."
"Yea, autocorrect, I meant ""nymph"" instead of ""my phone"" because I am a 16th Century poet."
"Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond? He was taking a sheet."
"[OC] What is Hillary Clinton's favorite video game? Super-Pac man."
"I bet Lorde is a gold digger She is a minor after all."
"Baby talk is confusing, desperate to find out if the baby was in pain I had to do it I had to ... ... Google gaga."
"What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association"
"Q: Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil? A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from /r/funny by request)"
"aesop: man what you did was not cool. like imagine if a fox did what you did to me, and i was a goose. that makes it much clearer right?"