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Joke of the Day

"Baby talk is confusing, desperate to find out if the baby was in pain I had to do it I had to ... ... Google gaga."

"""You are what you eat"" thats funny, I don't remember eating a pathetic failure"

"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger... unless you have muscular dystrophy, in which case you most certainly will not."

"Have you ever gotten laid in a sleeping bag? It's horrible. You can't breathe, it's all sweaty, and your scoutmaster is covering your mouth."

"Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free... I need the cheap labor."

"How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm? Look for the fresh prints."

"What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous? anonagon."

"Why did the narcissist with multiple personalities and a propensity for domestic violence only have one black eye? Because she didn't need to re-beat himself."

"What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head? Sir."

"If her age is on the clock then she's ready for the cock"