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Joke of the Day

"[Person who spends 20 hours per week in the gym] ""The trick is to drink 8 glasses of water a day."""

"How many Mexicans does it take to build a Holy Shit they're done!"

"Apparently the owners of Aldi and Lidl were really brothers. Presumably Aldi was the alder one and Lidl the Lidl one."

"Hot tip: Apparently it's frowned upon to make the sound effect tssst when being blessed by a priest"

"Just overheard a guy say he was buying a MacBook so he doesn't have to worry about the Ebola virus. What."

"Don't like tipping bathroom attendants for merely handing me a towel. Maybe if he performed a service like wiping my ass I'd consider it."

"If you woke up in the woods with a condom in your ass and no recollection of the night before, would you report it? No? Wanna go camping?"

"What's the difference between Myspace and My space? One Space."

"Seaside Treats by Rhoda Donkey"

"What's the deal with airline food? Buy 2 get 1 free"