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Joke of the Day

"If you woke up in the woods with a condom in your ass and no recollection of the night before, would you report it? No? Wanna go camping?"

"90 years from now, they'll sing songs about the courage and bravery you displayed during the great ""Instagram Selling Your Photos"" skirmish."

"Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing? You might get a hole in one."

"Why can't ears have sex? They could get hearing AIDS!"

"I haven't seen David Luiz this upset since Bart and Lisa got him sent to prison."

"Did you hear about that geeky trigonometry expert? The only angle lacking in his life was secs."

"(fully aware that i am always more tired after a nap than i was before) this time will be different"

"Which street in France do reindeer live on? Rue Dolph"

"It was reported that listening to the band Queen links to giving you autism... It's because of the high Mercury content."

"What state has the smallest soft drinks? Minisoda"