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"What's the deal with airline food? Buy 2 get 1 free"
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"I have my hesitations about Paradise City if the first thing you brag about is the color of the grass."
"A man has an airtight bag of money He leaves it and comes back 10 years later. It is full of air. The son goes, ""the rate of inflation has just skyrocketed the past few years"""
"Hey girl are you a legendary sea monster? 'Cause you have Kraken tits"
"My grandfather's dying wish was to be pushed in front of a steam train. When it finally happened, he was chuffed to bits."
"Dear Abby, I want to run over my neighbor with my SUV. How can I do that without raising my insurance rates?"
"Went to see a show about the dictionary. It was a play on words."
"what fandom, despite only 1 book in the franchise, has been obsesing over it since the begeinning? christianity"
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"What do Jews drive? A hard bargain"