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Joke of the Day
"What's the deal with airline food? Buy 2 get 1 free"
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"Why isn't there a Windows 9? ""Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?"" ""Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."""
"How's a divorce like a hurricane... There's a bunch of sucking and blowing, but in the end she takes your house."
"If Dairy Queen and Burger King had a baby, what do you call it? Restaurants can't have sex you moron."
"Sometimes I wake up grouchy sometimes I let her sleep"
"Every time someone clears their browser history there should be a little voice that says ""good move."""
"What road do crazy people take? The Pyscho**path**"
"What do you call a Messiah that enjoys pain? A masochrist."
"[Ouija board] O spirits, let me talk to m- C-O-N-N-E-C-T-I-N-G C-O-N-N-E-C-T-I-N-G C-O-N-N-E-C-T-I *squints* What the heck? A 3G board?"
"What do Hitler and Terry Fox have in common? Neither can finish a race."